Flawless.

It’s a high bar to clear.

For anyone else who needs it:

The new Online Safety Act over there. They make you scan your face and follow instructions (step forward, turn left, open your mouth, etc.) to access a lot of websites now. It’s creepy, and something similar seems to be being pushed in every western country simultaneously now.

Sausage is often sold in links, so it’s a play on words.