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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours ago

An important reminder

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An important reminder

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • slingstone@lemmy.world
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    In this house, we grease daily, young man!

  • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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    How about just in case I grease all nipples I get my hands on.

    • lime!@feddit.nu
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      i’ve got nipples greg, could you grease me?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Sir, this is a Wendy’s

      • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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        Does your manager have nipples?

        • idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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          Could you milk them, Greg?

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      *outraged mooing*

    • Typhoon@lemmy.ca
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      deleted by creator

  • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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    actually enjoy doing this. greasing machines is fun

    • hash@slrpnk.net
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      Just did it for a tractor. Was not fun.

      • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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        ew, in the snow? were the zerks in stupid places?

        • hash@slrpnk.net
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          Naturally, yes.

          • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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            my condolences 😔 I do admit all of the machines I touched were easy and didn’t require crawling

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              this is so sweet

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    It’s important to not let them seize up. otherwise they won’t flow when they need to. you’d hate to not be able to get lube through.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    It’s called “zerking”.

    • whosepoopisonmybutt@sh.itjust.works
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      Gen z calls it zerking off.

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    Explanation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grease_fitting

  • Overkrill@midwest.social
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    🫡

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Hardly seems sufficient

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