Literal dickbutt.

Because they are completely tone deaf.

“Mac’n’Chee”

I prefer Penelope jokes, personally.

The use of generative AI tools implies scope isn’t going to change at all.

Does that mean you would prefer sequels to just be glorified map additions to the game you already own? If Doom 1 and 2 were done today, Doom 2 would have been a DLC.

It’s not a gurantee, but cutting the time down when QA is already paper thin ain’t gonna make shit better and likely won’t even retain the quality it currently has.

You’re gonna be disappointed as fuck. Open world games are so formulaic and actually easier to shit out than a well-crafted linear experience. Especially when youre using generative tools. Huge maps are NOT hard to create or fill when you don’t give a fuck about quality.

Could you instead make them better? They’re already mostly shit and you wanna pump 'em out faster so quality drops even more? 🤦‍♂️

Gimme the ground beef cookies. On a bun. With lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, mayo, mustard and ketchup.

Oh and a glass of milk to dunk it in.

Show this dog a picture of Xi Jinping.

“I need to return some video tapes.”

How else would I access the AI? 🤷‍♂️

Being too poor for food.

I don’t even remember everything that came out this year I have played… 🤔

Expedition 33? Blue Prince? Rivals of Aether 2? Uh… 🤷‍♂️ That might actually be it, tbh.

Edit: Oh, just what Ive played IN 2025? Elden Ring. Easy.

Dude wants to be that one pirate from the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disney Land they used to have that just went in circles chasing a girl, and is then seen later running in a circle away from a fat woman with a rolling pin.

It’s weird they changed those. Like… It was fair. He got chased back. And I mean… They’re still blowing shit up, killing folks and stealing loot. How is chasing a lady around worse?

The wildest thing to me about this whole thing is that the company says one of the three founders took company money to invest in a personal film project, but when you look into what film project they are referring to, it is an ad campaign for subnautica 2 that the company itself told him to make.

Some of them can be changed in an already made world, but others can only be set at world generation. If it’s been long enough, you might have to generate a new one to get new biomes and such to appear anyway.

Keep in mind your character can be separate from your world so you could have all your gear and levels in a fresh new world, too.

You can adjust a lot of stuff now. And there are also mods that let you adjust even more. You can make it so death is just a minor inconvenience that just sends you back to spawn, keeping everything, including your XP, if you wanted.

I usually turn down the greydwarf spawns, double the drop rate of everything, and enable using portals while holding metal along with removing the death punishments. Only adjusting the mob spawns requires a mod.

Me, who doesn’t even have a garage: Yeah… That’e what stops me from getting an EV…