Auto-insemination?

I have a stroke every time I hear that obnoxious BONK and now I have to deal with another one of my boss’s enigmatic poorly-worded urgent requests…

lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

Well I’m moist now, anyone else?

Can I teleport an apostrophe into that possessive pronoun to transform it into the appropriate contraction?

My government, picking winners and losers?

You could, yes.

Because they don’t need warp drive and tritanium…

How’s that coming along?

https://eepower.com/news/pge-start-up-solaren-corp-plan-to-beam-solar-power-from-space/

Oh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solaren

" Solaren has since announced that the contract with PG&E has been forgone"

This is just Space Nuttery. Never, ever, EVER, going to work. Strictly sci-fi.

Which means the powers-that-be have been using it for years already. Remember when people called us paranoid for believing in Echelon in the '80s?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECHELON

Ever have a hard drive with the head stepper motor visible outside?

I’ve got one called the Porn Loopback Hole, wanna see?

I fed AI all my Lemmy posts and asked it for a portrait of the artist. Not bad, down to my 6 fingers.

Shut up and get me my burger.

A proper diet would also help. Failing that, I just take a shower right after, as you put it, a dump run.