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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Checkmate Atheists!

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Checkmate Atheists!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Smeagol666@crazypeople.online
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    Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!

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    idk about here but I’ve been in a place called the USA, and very easy to mistake for hell the last 10 years

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      Amazing, what was it like 11 years ago? Manna from the sky, ambrosia everywhere?

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    Where have I been for the last 10 years?

    Lady, you were resting in piss of those who hated you. A lot of urine, by my own estimations

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      Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

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        You can only piss on one

        Sounds like I get to be the genie; I’ll piss on the left grave. Once I’ve downed the next pint I’ll only piss on the right grave.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        I’m pissing on the one that did the most damage. Reagan helped enable the path to fascism the US is on and the US affects everyone globally. Definitely his.

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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        I’m holding it for Putin’s grave

        • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca
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          lol yeah! that bad guy! argh!

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    “I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.” - Neil Gaiman

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like to believe they buried her with her pockets intact

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Hmmm

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        So he should know.

      • daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        Okay I didn’t know that. I don’t even really know who he is tbh.

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          Oof. Well at least you now know you’re a prophet.

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            i’m a prophet?

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              Gaiman carried hell and inflicted it upon those he abused.

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                As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don’t even know who he is.

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                  But that’s what makes you a prophet. You picked the right quote and the right person without even knowing why.

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    The atheist afterlife is your memory and how people talk about you.

    So if you’re a good person, people remember you fondly and speak well of you.

    And if you’re Thatcher, people piss on your grave and openly wish you were in hell.

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      I second this

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      That’s your atheist afterlife. It’s perfectly valid of course.

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        Some atheists believe in reincarnation I suppose, but memories are pretty universal. Whatever anyone believes, everyone remembers.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Incredibly based!

  • Commiunism@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    she’s in a doom WAD called Thatcher’s Techbase

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    If only we could get independent verification.

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      Send Nigel Farage to check on her.

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        And when he doesn’t come back, send Boris. Let’s just keep going until we either get an answer or run out of demagogue bastards.

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          Lettuce not forget the other one.

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    The world’s largest unisex public urinal.

    • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Idk Reagan might give her a run for her money

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      Weird thing to combine with a dance floor, though.

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        Maybe a mosh pit?

  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca
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    I would like to ask the same question.

  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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    https://open.spotify.com/track/0pG6ecNtPMu2wGeXZIhd3F

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      There’s also a famous one in French about miss Maggie : https://open.spotify.com/track/3mrD89s4Ua9IS3Aw5kxMU7

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    she is in heaven obviously she was the best thing to have ever happened to the world

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      I don’t think you actually believe that.

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      She was really good…to herself, her family, and her rich friends.
      If you weren’t one of that bunch then, well, she hated you and everything you represented.

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      Careful, you dropped an /s

      • halvar@lemy.lol
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        but like, what even is the point of ragebaiting if you immediately back out of it

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