This is me working from home. My one hour lunch is just my one hour nap, if you quickly drink coffee before the nap, you wake up with a rocket up your ass
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Luckily my first has 11 years on her brother and helps out a lot with him
My first kid was a perfect baby, she’d sleep 10 hours straight, she was quiet and never bratty, we would take her to restaurants with all our adult friends and she was always well behaved and didn’t need a tablet and would interact with everyone. We used to silently judge leash kid’s parents with the wife.
Then we had our second, an autistic boy with the energy of a thousand suns. Now I know, the leash isnt for me, it’s for all of you! The tablet at the restaurant makes sense now, and I don’t judge parents anymore
Damn you’re an expensive slut Cody Rhodes
Every food place wants to look generic and sterile now. And their logos reflect that
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg191·2 days agoPeople forget that snoop dogg is actually a theatre kid who wanted to play the part of piece of shit gangster, and ended up with a murder charge. He then used memes and people on the internet to make himself a figure of memes and good guy propaganda. I don’t think he’s awful but he’s not the nice guy that internet fanboys portray him as
Or while dad is riding a horse
If Charlie Kelly can survive an abortion so can Jesus
I love that you can always see the bottom of the ass
If you see another dad with one you can have a baby draw duel
I mean I’d take one of these
And one for the Texans
Not sure if I want more parental involvement from the kind of guy who wants military aesthetic everything, but I get what you mean. I guess everyone’s style will be cringe to somebody
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•It Turns Out, Steam’s Adult Content Ban Has Been Plotted For A Year And Is Spearheaded By One Of Project 2025’s Leading VoicesEnglish0·7 days agoCan anyone ELI5 this issue for me? At first i thought they were going after those weird upskirt and borderline anime cp games. Are they going after every 18+ game now?
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto Games@lemmy.world•Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrowEnglish2·7 days agoAre you under the impression this is Sony trying to gouge you? It’s your idiot president and your trash country
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.worldto memes@lemmy.world•If you want to see my pusswatcha, dress like men in hair metal bands from the 1980s.01·1 month agoInexperience and young girls mistake being a dick with confidence
Has this been a thing in the last 25 years? Maybe it’s cause I used to be a kid and the staff were teens, and now I’m an adult so they don’t bother me and I don’t care. I walk in with a backpack full of food and nobody checks. A man’s gotta eat his beans while watching a movie