Get yourself a nice metal frame and DIY it:
Never thought I’d see that doctor who reference on here lol
I once posted a joke on Reddit about ironing my sack to get the wrinkles out. It got upvoted pretty heavily. Is there a chance this is my fault?
It’s funny that not only is there chance, but that your comment or someone making the same joke is the most logical source of this ridiculous bullshit making it into a search result.
Edit: just realized this is probably shopped 🤦
Wasn’t there a joke on reddit about using glue on pizza that google stupid AI picked up as serious
Isn’t glue used to make pictures of pizza look better?
AI is the new tide pod challenge
It tastes like burning!
It tastes like
burning!slop
Nice. I wish I had thought of that. It has the bonus of working with the phrase, “oink, oink, capitalist pig” too.
In the navy I once watched a recruit try to iron his pants while he was wearing them.
Where does one even learn to can?
Ah, the Professor
Caned to death
Doing this takes balls. And it won’t give them back.
Nah, no balls needed. Just the sack.
The skin grafts would probably be smooth after all is said and done
Fucking ouch!
It’s the price you pay to get a bat wing.
now… about that other wing you’ll need
To be fair, heat does cause it to hang low and stretch the skin, therefore reducing the wrinkles.
i don’t feel like playing with my scrote all day wouldn’t it wrinkle back up as soon as it got cold again?
While i could not replicate this image, i did learn of a horrifying product called Scrotox.
Just simply inject botulinum toxin into your scrote and soon your nutsack will look like Mr Cleans shiny, shiny head!
It’s probably fine, but Imma leave that link blue
This dude couldn’t get any of his customers’ balls on his website? I call shenanigans!
huh. i wonder if they could use that as some sort of male contraceptive. i wonder if that’s what got them the IRB approval to test it.
Now place your balls in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Wait ten minures for them to cool somewhat and you can rub the skin off easily with a paper towel
Bee sting. It works 90% of the time every-time.
Explaining why your meats is inside of a bee hive is a whole different problem.
When the balls are warm, they relax and hang low, and the scrotum relaxes fully, releasing all those nutsack wrinkles, so I mean the concept works
Post video!
interesting troubleshooting search prompt, someone has pressing problem at hand
