LousyCornMuffins

every pit i’ve met has been a huge sweetie, and i’m instinctively scared of dogs since i got bit when i was a small child. i think they can smell it and turn on the love, kind of like when a cat can tell you’re allergic and wants to make you more allergic.

english bulldogs, on the other hand, i am not comfortable with. maybe it’s because the one family in town who has them are assholes.

You dont?

Also punk. You could cover pretty much any bag with patches

Misses? There’s good discussion underneath. That’s what makes a good comment.

Most people look fondly on the last time they were truly healthy and energetic. Some people, early in their 50s, some people their early childhood, some people don’t have it.

And lots and lots of buckles!

They want me in that skirt, they can deal with the consequence of seeing all of my anuses

32 hours. According to myth, Jesus was in hell for 32 hours. I’ve taken longer naps. And shits.

I agree, but I’d say Christians would argue that’s the miracle.

all bleeding stops 🙄