It would be great if the current GOAT bagpiper (I mean, I don’t know who he is, but there must be one) dressed in a pink wetsuit, and posted a performance on YouTube, without saying a word. People be scratchin’ their heads…
Finding someone that can play the bagpipes is going to be the hard part.
What is “playing the bigpipes”?
Gah! That fucking apostrophe!!!
In my first year of university, I had an English professor who went on a long rant about people using apostrophes incorrectly. They said they once had a student put an apostrophe in the word “as”, presumably because the s looked lonely. They said these are the people who are gonna be working at the grocery store, writing signs saying “apple’s 50% off”
the weirdo’s apostrophe
almost as bad as the oxford comma
I, know right!
I learned about the Oxford comma from my parents, Ayn Rand and God.
It didn’t seem like it at the time but I had a very strange upbringing.
Brain: Are you pondering what I’m pondering?
Pinky: Yes Brain, but where are we going to find a pink wet suit our size?
Why don’t they want a weirdo’s please? That’s one of the best pleases you can get.
What’s the number, OP
078███████
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
You do not recognize the weirdo’s in the pink suits
That’s a British mobile number
Where does one obtain a pink wetsuit? Do scuba divers have a choice of colours?
Well, apparently someone did, and he picked one up for just such an occasion.
…in a cubicle!
