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As someone who hasn’t apple’d in over a decade, I thought this was real
As someone who has only linux’d in over a decade, I didn’t even realise this wasn’t Linux until I read your comment.
sudo ls
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hddsx is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.TO THE UK GOVERNMENT
I completely support that. Bash porn can get pretty interactive.
alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
