IO, the Angel@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 27 days agols homework/lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagels homework/lemmy.blahaj.zoneIO, the Angel@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square8linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·27 days agoalias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
minus-squareaxEl7fB5@lemmy.cafelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoyou dare assume my package manager. alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done
alias sex “updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep”
you dare assume my package manager.
alias stroke="rm" for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done