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NKBTN@feddit.uk to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Won't somebody think of the children?

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Won't somebody think of the children?

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NKBTN@feddit.uk to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Stop right there, you need to verify your age to look at this tree!

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      Oy! Got a license for that?

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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • NKBTN@feddit.ukOP
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      Had to lie to my wife that I wasn’t really laughing at anything really because I didn’t want to have to read this out to her

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    Maybe they were just trying to let people know what kind of birds to expect

    • Parade du Grotesque@lemmy.sdf.org
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      In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "Tits are little birds, boys and girls, and so are cocks!’

      • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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        Cockerels aren’t little birds

        • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org
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          No, but cockatiels are :-)

          • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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            They are big birds in little bird bodies. At least that’s what they sound like when they’re upset.

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              You’re absolutely not wrong.

    • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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      Perhaps there’s a fine pair of tits nesting in that lovely tree

  • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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    EVERYONE LETS GO DOWN TO THE TITTY TREE

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      Imagine my disappointment when I go to the titty tree and only see boobies.

  • Frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s well established that reading the word “tits” will turn children into adults that know that tits exist.

    Tits.

    • Successful_Try543@feddit.org
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      Ah-ta

  • MTK@lemmy.world
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    Nobody let them know what Sussex is without the Sus!

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      … and without the sex, its just sus.

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    Damn, they should have redacted that! Now I’m thinking of tits.

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      T*ts

      Better?

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    I’d stay out of Essex as well, just in case.

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    Think of the tree! They want cut down and burned, what that tree do to you?

    Said “tits”

    That’s no reason to cut it down, don’t trees have freedom of speech?

    /s

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    🫦

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    In my city the most common graffiti is

    poop
    boob

    also

    dadbod

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