Sounds hot

There’s gonna be some hot cocks at that party.

One time backalong me and my now wife were getting frisky in the kitchen. I had been cooking a curry.

Long story short, she ended up squatting over a bowl of milk and swearing repeatedly.

First time it seriously cut chilies, I did not use gloves. And then I rubbed my eyes…

I had a manager back in the day that would periodically walk up to la tienda up the street and make all kinds of custom foods on the flat top for his meals. More than once, he cut hot peppers and didn’t wash his hands before going to the bathroom. That’s also how I found out he had a prince Albert. And, my favorite part of that story, I also got him to stick his dick in a (single serve) milk jug to try to fix the burning (narrator: it did not 🤣) on multiple occasions.