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Cake day: July 10th, 2025

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldcycle
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    12 hours ago

    Ive never been a woman, so I cant speak with authority here, but I think I’d like instructions about my moods like that.

    “This is literally as unhappy as you’ll be this whole month, nows the time for that emergency ice cream.”

    “You wont get hornier than this, if you feel like you owe your partner one, this is the best shot”

    “This is the happiest day of your year. Buckle up champ its all downhill from here”


  • Ive never built up the courage to try even a single bubble tea, partly because its stupid expensive, but mostly because im worried about saying the wrong thing and having people think im strange. Like if you asked for extra sugar on your hot dog or something.

    Finding that there’s mad purists arguing about what is or isnt doesnt make this any easier.



  • Here in the UK we dont have exactly that problem. Wages go up every year. So does rent, council tax, food prices, utility bills, insurance premiums and luxury items.

    If you do some crazy shit like work it out with a calculator what your expenses and incomes going to be, you might find that you think youre worse off overall because of how the numbers look in the wrong light.

    But the wages went up. End of story.











  • On some free-to-play pay-to-win MMO about 15 years ago my guild leader spent about £500 on premium items for me. Not just me, also everyone else in the guild, I reckon he was down about £10,000 all in. Kept telling him not to but he was insistent.

    I cant quite understand who exists in the Venn diagram between “has 10k spare to blow on nonsense” and “actually will do that”

    If i had that kind of money just to play with I’d be on jet skis or hot air balloons or something.




  • I played stardew after fully getting addicted to harvest moon like a decade before it.

    I was happy but also kind of annoyed, because this is basically just harvest moon. Like its so much “harvest moon but also on xbox” that they surely must be getting sued for plagiarism or something.

    Going back to harvest moon after stardew is a challenge to say the least. Nearly every aspect has been improved upon.