Ive never built up the courage to try even a single bubble tea, partly because its stupid expensive, but mostly because im worried about saying the wrong thing and having people think im strange. Like if you asked for extra sugar on your hot dog or something.
Finding that there’s mad purists arguing about what is or isnt doesnt make this any easier.
Ive never been a woman, so I cant speak with authority here, but I think I’d like instructions about my moods like that.
“This is literally as unhappy as you’ll be this whole month, nows the time for that emergency ice cream.”
“You wont get hornier than this, if you feel like you owe your partner one, this is the best shot”
“This is the happiest day of your year. Buckle up champ its all downhill from here”