Not since 1991.

If it’s got ketchup or mustard on it, it’s gettin’ BIT.

Right, part of Pubic Enemy, weren’t you?

🙅 Pizza in the morning
👍 Pizza in the… evening

Heroin AM? Isn’t that what killed John Belushi?

Deserves a toast!

… or Jeff Bezos 🤦

Looks like someone forgot to turn off their swag last night.

Skrimpidi toilet.

I don’t drink and drive, I drink and THRIVE.

“You don’t? Oh, shit…”

Check his pockets, he might have a phylactery.

RAMEN, you say?

Oh definitely. Masculinity in the US is largely about projecting the idea that it might be a bad idea for someone to fuck with you. You don’t want to be someone who can be freely bullied or victimized without repercussions. It’s part of why some men spend lots of money and time training to win street fights they’ll probably never get in to (apart from the physical fitness and health aspects, of course).

It’s a little bit like being in jail.

I don’t know if this applies everywhere, but masculinity in the USA is real tenuous, and may be revoked in an instant.

NBD, just reschedule the meetings to take place in the VR Metaverse, use the blockchain to track the appointments, and afterward head to the bar on your Segway.

Mage hand. Target: testicles.

Ladies and gentlemen! Line up to see conservative influences turn against free enterprise if it means that businesses are allowed to deny service to shitbags, and then twist and contort themselves to support it once again when a bakery refuses to make a cake for a gay wedding!

When basic politeness started getting folks called out as “soy boys”.

I mean, dirty cops love the Punisher, even though he’s canonically killed quite a few of them.