I found a jackoff aid like this in my roommate’s closet when I was looking for his weed when I was 19.

Someone needs a furry tummy rub.

This is the cutest pic so far today. So good that I had to send it to my partner. What a cutie.

I was speaking about a hypothetical third person, but you misread it and made it as though I was making these decisions. I don’t have children and make no decisions about diaper bags. And ye, I’m hyper different from assholes who wear camo, drive trucks, or buy black rifle coffee. Fuck every one of them.

Perhaps. I like dry, absurdist humor. This doesn’t read like that to me at all.

This person is unwell. Not because of the desire to chase someone (I have thoughts on that, but…) the high five and shit. Getting sweaty but they won’t pay if they can’t catch you but you also can’t go easy on them if they’re a slow fuck who can’t catch you otherwise or you won’t get paid. If I knew someone who posted this, I would disassociate from them.

Not at all. But it’s stupid to carry a camo bag while you do it.

I think all people who wear camo look stupid and I’m not afraid to say it. Kinda like how I know I don’t want to engage with anyone wearing an American flag tshirt. Fuck all of them.

Also, yes. A pink diaper bag is a great way to telegraph that you aren’t afraid of what others think. Or maybe that you care so much that you chose pink, but at least that’s not indicative of a bizarre respect for combat and war.

I can’t imagine an accessory screaming, “I’m insecure in my masculinity!” any more than this.

The industry went to shit after non-nerdy people found out there could be a lot of money in tech. Used to be full of other people like me and I really liked it. Now it’s full of people who are equally as enthused about it as they would be to become lawyers or doctors.

The industry went to shit after non-nerdy people found out there could be a lot of money in tech. Used to be full of other people like me and I really liked it. Now it’s full of people who are equally as enthused about it as they would be to become lawyers or doctors.

“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”

-Jack Handy

If I had a cloning machine, I’d make many Luigis.

providing services for their mental illnesses in the states.

Statistics show that this would cost less money than engaging the unwell with police, but then how would we justify huge police budgets?