slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoScientists Are Working To Combat A New Affliction Nicknamed the "Peekaboo Virus".plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up174arrow-down12
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoDid you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down12
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-29 days agoDoctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down12
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minus-squareslothrop@lemmy.catomemes@lemmy.world•True story broh...linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoA company I drove for had sprinters that had over 1 million kilometres on them. linkfedilink
slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days agoDad goalsplus-squarei.imgur.comimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI Was Offered A Job At The Fishmonger's...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoOdds Are Slim That I'll Ever Visit A Casino...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoI Bought A Wig Today For Only A Dollar.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI Was Walking Around The Farm Without My Glasses When I Fell Into A Deep Hole Filled With Waterplus-squarelemmy.caimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoI Have A Pet Termite Named 'Clint'plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI Have A Pet Termite Named 'Clint'plus-squareslothrop@lemmy.ca to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
A company I drove for had sprinters that had over 1 million kilometres on them.