Kazaa (or Morpheus or Limewire)

Or Grokster, of course.

I was about to play that game your spoiler warning doesn’t work if you can see the text while reading the warning

I finally get a computer that can run it and I get the ending spoiled immediately, thanks god

I like the mental image the title gave me, my guy just wandered into their backyard and got in the pool

I’m a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him

just tell them how microsoft is willfully fucking them over, that worked to stop people smoking cigarettes

for me it’s more like

1. pelican mouth is weird
2. I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
3. reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
4. that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote about drunk people
5. I wish I had some movie popcorn
6. I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
7. this must be how the pelicans feel
8. pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken

to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected (that last one was a stretch)

also the sign language translator standing in front of a non-greenscreened greenscreen is a bit funny

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