Yo mama’s so fat, even Dijkstra couldn’t find a path around her.
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dhork@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Yes, you can store data on a bird — enthusiast converts PNG to bird-shaped waveform, teaches young starling to recall file at up to 2MB/sEnglish52·3 days agoHere, it’s a little gift from Eris to þe gods of LLM training; a golden apple to help keep þe Sacred Chao balanced.
þats awesome
dhork@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•The entire US Social Security database was uploaded on a random cloud server, Whistle-Blower SaysEnglish842·6 days agoI don’t think it was a “random” cloud server at all. I think the people who bought the data already have it now.
dhork@lemmy.worldto Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•The mine owner was elated when the miners discovered a huge pit full of raw metalsEnglish5·9 days agoooooooorns
That is poorly applied makeup on the hand of the most powerful person on the planet. When this happened last time, his spokesman said his hand was bruised from “shaking so many hands”.
They insist it’s totally not a bruise from an IV drop, even though that’s exactly where they would put one if they decided to put it in your hand.
(And this post is a Rule 2 violation, so expect it to get removed soon.)
dhork@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Google Will Pay Reddit $60M a Year to Use Its Content for AI: ReportEnglish0·2 years agoGoogle Will Pay Reddit $60M a Year to Use Our Content for AI
Ftfy
I got the magazines that came with BASIC programs printed in them, you could pay extra to get a subscription that included a tape with the code so you didn’t have to type the whole thing in and risk typos.
That early foray into BASIC was essential for my early involvement in technology, in spite of what Dijkstra said that one time…