I don’t look like bubbles! 😭
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A friend I had not seen in about 15 years, upon seeing a picture of me while we were on the phone, without a skipping a beat, no hesitation, blurted out “You like look bubbles from trailer park boys!”
I played it off, got off the phone, and cried. Straight up cried.
Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netto memes@lemmy.world•Sometimes people dont understand what they are signing up for1·6 days agoIt’s not totally unheard of. Firefighters do it. I imagine back in the day when doctors lived at hospitals (does this still happen?) they did it, too. People who do live in caregiving often practice waking up routines in case of emergency.
Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netto memes@lemmy.world•Sometimes people dont understand what they are signing up for3·6 days agoBasketball shorts are my normal attire. I’ve also been a caregiver for many years for my mom, and I can assure you, in an urgent situation, I can have the shorts on before I stand. I’m a pro at wake up, reach down and grab, and slide my legs into them as I’m standing. It literally takes no more time for me than it would to walk out of my room naked. They sit directly on top of my flip flops that I also slide into as I stand up. Shirts take more time, but that’s less important for me as a guy (still pretty important as a fat guy that hates being shirtless beyond what I can even explain).
That said, not everyone is such a seasoned professional. Robe is probably the better call. I’d wear a robe more often if I could find one that wasn’t so hot, I can only handle them in deepest of winter
Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW!17·7 days agoMy poor little boy gets his eye gookies cleaned daily, but I would never wipe them back on him! That’s just cruel
Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Beyond Beef? Impossible Beef? I Can't Believe It's Not Beef?31·8 days agoAs a lifelong meat eater, anytime I’ve been in a situation where I abstain from meat for whatever reason, I avoid meat substitutes. They’re just not good. Black bean burger? Fantastic. Beyond burger? Satan’s taint. Stir fried veggies with fried tofu? Delicious. Qorn chicken stir fry? Beelzebub’s unwashed ass.
It’s so much better just to stop trying to imitate meat, and just focus on how frickin delicious veggies and stuff can be. They’re very good, all on their own!
The exception for me is the impossible burger. I legitimately like it better than a regular burger. It’s like if meat could be sourdough. I love it so much. But it truly is an exception.
My mom told us that “taste buds change every 7 years” but that each individual tastebud was on its own 7 year cycle, so one could change at any time. Try it today, you may hate it. Try it tomorrow, you may love it.
Made us very adventurous eaters as kids, and if we didn’t like something she never forced us to eat it. But we were always willing to try it again later on.
Except for raw oysters. That’s a texture thing. Shudder