A purse? Perfect place to keep the drill.

The mistake there is not recording a multi-layered clip of yourself responding in different voices. Time out a delay at the start so you can hit play, start walking, make the announcement and get the “reply” as you open the door.

It’s the little details to sell the delusion that puts a spark of genuine fear into the drivers’ eyes.

Just carry around a cordless drill, fasteners, and an assortment of sliding bolt latch parts so you can install your own. Be the change you something something whatever.

Meanwhile, the cat is contemplating where to leave its revenge-shits for maximum impact.

I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.

*Except where legally barred from calling itself “news”.

See you in a month when you pop up again to shill your shovelware some more.

Russian spyware.

Some underling must’ve whipped up that graphic in a desperate attempt to find good news so E-lawn wouldn’t feed him to the dogs. Worked a little too well and now the emperor is strutting around in all his exhibitionistic finery.

Yes, the problem I’m having is too much privacy from tech-bro douchebags, how did they know?

Look on the bright side: this way, you don’t have to worry about data breach notification letters from all sorts of different companies or agencies since they’ll all be coming from the same source. Really saves on letterhead.

If she’d burned a loop of herself saying “Pistcow, let us fuck”, it would only have been slightly more direct.

Misformed shells could be a sign of counterfeit products. Be careful, you might be cooking an impasta!

I think so. There’s lots of spying going on throughout the world and I believe (but could be wrong) that this is common knowledge. With that assumption in mind, I’d still say that those programs (in the sense of “a plan or system under which action may be taken toward a goal” rather than any specific application) qualify as spying so the app from the article would too.

Interesting way to try and get some accidental installs outside of their target audience.

…though state media says it is not a spying app

So it’s a spying app, then.

What a piece of shit. No big revelation, just the usual.

You need better co-workers.

That sort of trust should be rewarded with belly rubs and by finding all their hard-to-reach itchy spots.

Just have to zoom out a little, nothing to it.