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3 days ago“If you just give them your wallet right away, the mugging isn’t so bad, really. They didn’t even kick my teeth in!” 🤓
“If you just give them your wallet right away, the mugging isn’t so bad, really. They didn’t even kick my teeth in!” 🤓
we’ve been in the dumbest timeline for a good, long while now – you’re just now figuring this out?
They always look like they’re jamming to the sickest little tune in their head.
remember, if you had fun while wasting time, it wasn’t a waste of time at all.
and it’s a multi-billion dollar corporation, that already makes more money than you or I will ever see in our lifetimes, that actively strives to make the user experience worse for people who don’t pay, when they’ve got a practical monopoly in the “free video sharing platform” market. And you’re whiteknighting for them. 🤡