Me: “ I gotta go pick up my grandma at the airport.” Everyone else: “ dude your grandma died in 2008.” Me: *violently shits pants and run screaming out the door.
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You torrented the “correct” version of end game.
1·4 days agoMake gaming great again!
3·5 days agoMay they pay for their crimes they have committed and may they end up with incurable hemorrhoids the size of grapefruits.
1·5 days agoDefend capitalism but you don’t have capital. Murica!
Real talk: Hollywood didn’t go “woke” you just grew up to be a piece of shit.
What did the 5 fingers say to the face?