Probably got written up for slacking off on the job too

and got so far

This is dick btw

That thing would look nice wrapped around my dick.

Attach it to a jackhammer

Wow you’ve made so much money on insta. Now give it to your husband :)

STOP CALCULATING KEEP SHOVELING

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

Shopping just works a bit different here with fewer large chains. Also walmart doesn’t sell surplus. The point is you see people using that stuff all the time here too. Our equipment just looks less conspicuous.

I live in Germany and there are three “survivalist” stores with mostly surplus and replica military equipment for sale in my city alone. Also genuine military gear can be absolute dogshit. It depends on the country of origin and era but stuff is not automatically durable just because it was designed for war.

Here you can see an image of a surplus backpack that looks just like the one I used to carry as my schoolbag: