That’s pretty impressive because if I had to sleep with her even once I’d blow my fucking brains out.

Got it. Thanks.

Ah. I tried that a few times and didn’t care for it myself. Weird that my brain thought it saw OpenOffice.

I’m unclear on the differences between OpenOffice (which I genuinely thought was retired, didn’t realize it was still a thing) and LibreOffice. If it ever gives you trouble, do make the switch.

“Fuck you, Microsoft.” -Everyone, at all times

Even if you’re not ready to come to Linux, you’re definitely ready to switch to LibreOffice. I dare you to try it.