Or FAST VAN if you want to be a first aid nerd.
V - visual disturbance
A - aphasia
N - neglect (of use of body parts they would otherwise probably be using)

Master baiter.

Oh, no, this is the next big startup fad, isn’t it?

I thought the singing to plants thing was all about the directly breathing carbon dioxide onto them.

The stated reason is to protect children from porn and such. The real reason maybe (as it often is whenever they say it is about protecting children) an excuse to extend surveillance as much as possible.