I’ll take 7 for sure. Now it’s time to consider “what defines a container?”

Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

How dare you demand that We pay for your trinkets! Guards! Arrest this peasant!

I was unaware that people 9,000 years ago had such long torsos. Neat.

This is cool and all but I can’t help but wonder why they went to the trouble to get them a squishy chair, of all things. Everywhere I’ve ever came to be just use whatever chairs were sitting around no matter the circumstances. Weird.

So before when you said that it wasn’t genocide, then it wasn’t genocide; but now when you say that it is genocide, it is now genocide.

It is so fucking hard for these bastards to just say, in as many words, “we were wrong before” rather than just pretend that they never said it wasn’t genocide.

Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.

A wizard with a gun riding an undead dinosaur is the most '80s shit ever and I love it.

I’ve literally met people from Ecuador who thought Chicago was a crime infested hell hole because they watch gangster movies lol. If you don’t know where Chicago is then you’ve probably never seen a TV before either.

I’d like to make a collect call.

I wish I was.

True. I’m not sure if that should have been the Freemason’s symbol or not though.

Is the Orange Jackass dead yet?

Thanks for that fantastic medicalish opinion there, ole gravel gullet.

I know it’s juvenile, but that’s fucking funny.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism

Am I a joke to you!?

Don’t worry, this new NCIS spinoff is different! It take place in… throws dart at a map …Oswego.

Was this a problem? I live in America, hundreds of miles from the ocean, so its totally outside my perspective. It seems like a very specific solution.

They’ll have to strap him to a hand truck and wheel him out. If they paint it green and run the straps under his clothes, them they can prop him up in front of a green screen and broadcast directly from the “oval office.”

Or they can use AI to make him eat spaghetti lol.

Hmm. If we infer that author is Jewish, then it would depend on where he lands between Reform and Orthodox. At least the sex part. I’m not sure if the cookbook part is for human food, wolf food, or both.