I usually go with ‘what, right now!?!?’

Even that is kind of interesting, I’ve seen broken toilet stall locks maybe three times in my life, all of them on a train

It didn’t even occur to me that it could mean what you said because I unfortunalety tend to be to literal to a fault and what it literally says is something else

The party bucket is more fun if you CHOOSE to use it, even if you don’t have to

Ah, to be fair it is confusing that it says ‘door with no lock’

Tangent on the ‘not worth printing 1s’: I saw a tv thing of a German guy who was just printing 5€ notes on his home printer. Got away with it for many years because it never occured to anyone that someone might counterfeit a 5.

When I was a kid I thought money laundering was when someone faked cash and then threw it in the washing machine so it wouldn’t look suspiciously crisp

I have never seen a non lockable public toilet in my life

iirc that’s more original than anything tomato based.

Also, love how the meme is easy to understand even if you don’t speak a word of Spanish.

Tangential, but I’m working with some code that started out in the punch card era (I’m doing particle physics, it’s in fortran)