It is a phone. They’re just getting shitty phones and golding them up, but they do exist. I’m sure some guy bought one of the early incarnations and took it apart to show how shit it was. Now they use a different cheap phone.

Still a scam, of course.

There was no era when everyone had a Facebook account.

Relentless chasing, like those robot dogs from Black Mirror.

This could be a chocolate selection.

I can’t say I’ve ever been asked breast or thigh at KFC. It’s not an option to choose from on the menu items, and it’s clear if it’s a burger, leg, breast or whatever on the menu.