Are you a transplant here or something? Those answers are all clearly side-by-side Liberty toes. Real Americans are born with that knowledge.

I used to mow starting no later than 830. I did it because that the only way to get done before it gets stupid hot.

Now I pay someone to do it and they typically do it Sunday afternoons.

I get extra man points by shaving with one!

Shift the tax to vehicle weight with a separate scale for electric cars but don’t have exceptions for commercial vehicles that could be used as private vehicles. For example, exempt cement trucks but not f350 dualies. It sucks that anyone with a legit business need for a f350 will get hit but that’ll just be the cost of doing business.

Where can you get beer by the 2 liter?

You’d think that but due to reduced gravity in LOE it takes more beer to feel like a man. You can calculate the number of beers required by taking the number of beers at sea level times the distance from sea level in kilometers.