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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago

If its meant to be they will teleport into my basement

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If its meant to be they will teleport into my basement

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UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlBanned from community to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 6 days ago
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    They always miss one signal; talking.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    My wife had to literally sexually assault me for me to get the hint.

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      it’s an odd feeling to know that you require this level of clarity while so many others define it as SA. lol

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      Did you file charges against your wife?

      • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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        Sentenced to life in my company.

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    this one time a girl at a party started to fondle my balls in the corridor and I thought she was just joking so I reciprocated by crushing a Dorito onto her head

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      Wtf

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