The first time I ever had a meatball sub was at this small local deli. i was maybe 12, and it blew my mind how good it was. Consistently amazing for years. The first time I had a Subway meatball sub, I was sure that had messed up, it was so bad.

But they hadn’t, it was I who had messed up eating at Subway.

And yes, turkey can hit if done well. It’s just rarely done well.