He’ll grow out of it, just give it some time.
I still love that David Bowie has to come out as straight.
Well
Mostly
Wait. What does “gay” mean again?
Spanish: Elton.
English: Theron.
French: Le’ton.
Italian: IlTony!
Mandarin: Chiton Ji.
I’ll see myself out.
This is so stupid, I love you.
Thanks. I love you back. Don’t tell my wife, she might think she’s not special… Spanish Especial, English Special, French Le’speciale, Italian ispeciallie, Mandarin Chispecialji
- Tom Cruise
Shit, the woke virus got Elton John
My mum said there were a lot of disappointed women in the UK when Freddie Mercury turned out to be gay.
I guess she was one of them
I thought Freddie Mercury was bi.
Sort of. It was just the one woman his whole life.
“Oooo, pain is so close to pleasure”
but also “Fat bottomed girls, you make the rocking world go round.”
For those that think LGBT folks are currently in hell, back in the day even the most famous entertainers couldn’t come out. Despite Elton John and Liberace being up-in-your-grill gay, it was not spoken of. They were merely a little “light in the loafers”.
When I was a kid and Rock Hudson got AIDS the world was stunned to find out he was gay. Talk about in the deep closet!
When I was a kid and Rock Hudson got AIDS the world was stunned to find out he was gay. Talk about in the deep closet!
That is news to me.
Oh yeah, Hudson was notoriously gay in Hollywood but no one ever talked about it. Kinda similar to how the TOS cast knew George Takei was gay but no one said anything to help protect him.
Us queers been around forever
Literally forever for hominids. There are studies to back me, but I think gay people are an evolutionary advantage. Really weird that people think “it’s not natural”.
Gay men are an obvious advantage to the tribe. They get a body with the strength and endurance of a man, but who won’t add the burden of a child. Gay women, much the same deal. You get a nurturing member, who as a major bonus can lactate if need be, no baby burden. Gay are force multipliers!
Holy fuck the way you worded this made my dumbass brain think Elton John was dead and I almost had an aneurysm.
must be a webpage from 1972
I always knew he was straight! Just like Liberace, that closet-macho fraud
Elton John’s stage presence was influenced by Liberace, specially the wardrobe
Which proves that he’s obviously not gay.
Number 5 will surprise you
Number 5: boo!
The wham! guy
Surely not Elton?!
Deeter bowlen from modern talking?
that’s how you- whatever…
Guy has two first names as a name
