Haskell mentioned λ 💪 λ 💪 λ 💪 λ 💪 λ
Half Life mentioned λ 💪 λ 💪 λ 💪 λ 💪 λ
i need a therapist who will express life in haskell
Baptism is such a weird thing. It’s ritualized cleansing turned into one and done
You can get baptized as many times as you like, it doesn’t stack
Baptism is such a weird thing.
I think Haskell is such a weird thing
Could you imagine how op you could become though if baptisms stacked
Can you get more clean than clean?
Numbers are a human thing. The universe don’t care
Conceptual numeracy is a human thing. The universe absolutely cares about quantifiable physical properties which we represent as numbers.
I imagine if baptisms stacked, you could pile on a gazillion of them like ablative armor against incoming sin.
Incoming baptismal penetration estimate from carnal sins: -17 layers
Shield integrity: 69%
Hull integrity: 100%
System: stable
Lol, imagine if showers stacked. You could spend a week showering and then all filth just disappears when it touches you
But then, what happens to the filth?
The only way I see this working is if you shower, you just continuously wash filth off yourself. But then does it all just kick in when you walk out of the shower? Or maybe, you never become clean until you’ve washed a lifetime of filth off yourself, then you’re clean forever
I’m imagining every baby just covered in sludge, and after years of washing they become clean. Imagine your kid just never gets cleaner, and everyone just thinks you’re a terrible parent. Imagine cleaning your kid and they become clean way ahead of schedule
There’s some real existential horror here
In reality, if you bathe too much you just stand to lose too much sebum, making it easier for dirt to stick to your skin (and harder to remove) until the layer forms again.
