cm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days agoCall of Daddylemmy.mlimagemessage-square180linkfedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down13
arrow-up1125arrow-down1imageCall of Daddylemmy.mlcm0002@piefed.world to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square180linkfedilink
minus-squareboboliosisjones@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 days agoonly if you got a diaper bag without camo
minus-squareByteOnBikes@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·16 days agoDiapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.
minus-squaredefuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoOnly if you teach them to be literate.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoWhat if I’m gay and I can’t read?
minus-squaredefuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·16 days agoMaybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoImagine keeping cum as a pet And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol
Fellas is it gay to have a kid?
only if you got a diaper bag without camo
Diapers. Butt wipes. Saltines. M4A1 with grenade launcher attachment. Binky.
Only if you teach them to be literate.
What if I’m gay and I can’t read?
Maybe prioritize learning to read over procreation. There will be plenty of kids available when you’re ready.
Imagine keeping cum as a pet
And now that gets to live rent-free in your head just like mine lol