I dunno man. You’re already supposed to get to the airport 2 hours early.

Can you imagine the absolute clusterfuck if you were in the security line at the same time as Taylor Swift?

Kevin McCallister likes the way you think

Something perhaps subtle about that sketch: he orders pineapple on all three pies. There is no way you have a party wherein every guest is okay with pineapple on pizza. So the pizza guy probably could’ve figured it out from that!

Xylophones are made of wood. Glockenspiels are made of metal.

__________ are made of bone

Yeah what happened to that Lemmy search thing someone was working on

Really? But how?