Though Thoreau taught thorough thought through the tough tests throughout the trough.

Dove & Jalapeno poppers are a labor day tradition here in Texas.

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Sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch. Imagine it animated with claymation.

A good friend of mine was a BMW mechanic for years. His favorite joke was: “You know what the most sole crushingly pointless job is? The guy who installs turn signals at the BMW factory.”

The Altimas turn signals simply don’t work. The driver is unaware.

The BMWs signals work fine. The driver just thinks they are too good to use turn signals.

NGL as a dad myself, I would be far more likely to make fun of this guy and his tacticool diaper bag than any dad carrying around the girliest bag their wife obviously picked out. It’s way cooler to not give a shit what other people think of your child raising accessories.

Also, it looks like he is wearing his child as a tiny human shield. Squishy plate carrier.