And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

Oh. My. Glob. Is this like the geocities of today? My inner 14 year old just squealed with excitement. Fuck, now I’m going to have to relearn HTML. I’m sure it’ll come back to me.

Calm down there Edward Nigma.

I think I’m “it’s all metal” because I don’t care to give thought to every subgenre of metal. If it sounds good, I like it. I have to laugh at the description though because I do really enjoy melodic death metal and I blame Avatar for that.

Hold on while I push my fingers into my eyes.

A mule